Department of Public Health and Public Interest Enrichment
THE FACTS :
- The Atlantic Center for Disease Control recently confirmed that no woman who has remained vehicularly excul patient until the age of at least 53 has ever contracted AIDS.
- New evidence from John Hopkins : Married women can reduce their risk from AIDS by 73.8% if they do not share their unwaxed dental floss (mint or unflavoured) with their husbands.
- According to a new Belgian study, spread of AIDS in Europe may be linked to sharing elevators with politically correct ambulance drivers.
- A recent study in Pittsburgh proves that women who eat hot oatmeal twice a day are significantly less likely to contract AIDS than women who eat breakfast with unprotected spoons.
- Women can not contract the HIV virus over the Internet.
THE DOCUMENTATION (works sited) :
- Atlantic Center of Disease Control. (March 1999). Blameless driving records and satisfactory performance: a correlation in female hospital aides? ACDC Special report.
- Hopkins, John.(2001) What my wife tells me about her nursing patients you don't want to hear. Outback Weekly Companion p. 2.
- Magee, Fybb R. (September1995) AIDS in la femmes und der mensch; faire un canular. Medical Journal de Belgii Academe von Munchausen, vol. 91. p. 453-501
- Hokes, F. X.(1993) Neurologic outcome in women at risk of autoimmune disorders; outcome assessment and technical considerations for oatmeal treatment and therapy. PittsburgH 'ealth Chronicle, p. 14.
- Donat-Bealeif, A. Ward. (8 September 1999) AIDS constructs and computer viruses. The Very PC Weekly Monitor, p. 155-6.
by Dr. Juatta Lyon Fueul
The above information thankfully comes from the Ithaca.edu at the following link.
